Song name: The Polyunsaturated Fat Washed Away


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C       G               C            G           F                    G(reg)
That blue beatnik wanda in her thong with a spatula discoed the night away
'til she tripped on some toadstool crust, was hurled like artichoke and she landed in Fresno bay
G                               C   G C G
and the polyunsaturated fat washed away

then a zoot-suited dino blob with succulent hair of blonde played bagpipes to make us sway
but the pork he did masticate, the chewy stuff that he ate, with flapjacks and syrup spray
as the leftover pinto beans rotted away

Wanda and Dino Blob's room that was never locked had a bunk bed where they could stay
and each night as they fell asleep, the knobless door made a creak and scared them both awake
they sang this song to keep the ghosts at bay

Blue Zoot Knob Masticate Chewy Crust Disco date
Dino blonde flapjack hurl
Beatnik bunk succulent Fresno blob hypocrite
artichoke bagpipe and twirl
Pinto Pork toadstool thong wanda and spatula is the only thing they could say

as the polyunsaturated fat washed away
as the polyunsaturated fat washed away