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confused lover wrote:

ok i love thi guy. h's just my type. he likes the things i like does the things i do.and the great part. when i was in CA where i use to live i could see him all the time. But that because...he's my dads best friends ...son... he's my age tho. but i don't kno what t do! please help me!because if i even gte a chnce at dating him and we broke up ( not that i would want to) but are dads willl still make us be together and i don't kno how i would act being around him all the time and what if are dads get mad? oh please help me!

From: TheSleepwalker - 08/26/2002

Many Thai guys named H are everyone's type. Unfortunately, often, Hs don't understand how to construct English sentences without forming fragments. It's not the fault of H, but rather the education system itself. It's easy to solve. You go and tell H that one of the easiest ways to correct these fragmented sentences is to remove the period between the fragment and the main clause. Other kinds of punctuation may be needed for the newly combined sentence, but either way, he'll be writing grammatically correct English in no time.

From: Zotk - 08/26/2002

ok are you are type ...of advice... it's great tho. ok that's how i would answr. if i even gte a chnce to answer and then i didn't ansr ( not if i couldn't) oh please thanks!

From: Saruman - 08/26/2002

Damn... Listen, forget about your father's best friend's son for just a minute here and focus on the real problem. You have serious communication difficulties, and they exist on multiple levels. For one, you lack some key knowledge, and that can be forgiven to an extent. However, you clearly just wrote that message quickly with a blatant disregard for typos and even basic structure. It is insulting to us, the "advice-givers", to not be given the same courtesy and attention to detail that we ourselves give to our readers. You should feel ashamed of yourself. <p>Now, as to your "problem", don't sweat it... What's the big deal with sleeping with your dad's best friend's son? Trust me. They are not going to stop being friends if the thai guy mashes his genitalia with yours. If anything, they'll laugh about. "aww... ain't it cute. The kids are in love!" ehh.. if you break up, just make sure you can act amicably together. Heck, maybe it could evolve into a "friends with benefits"-type scenario, but I guess it's too early to wish for too much. Remember to use a condom.

From: skinnymao - 08/26/2002

Wow, I know everyone else has already castigated you on your shoddy spelling and grammer, so normally I wouldn't say anything. But it is really ridiculous. Run the spell checker for fuck's sake! I could crap in a fountain pen and send it to the monkey house and get something back more readable. Having gotten that out of my system, I would like to say that I just saw half an episode of "Sex and the City", so I feel like I have a pretty good understanding of male/female sexual relationships. The first thing you have to do is move to NYC, get job that doensn't involve actual work, but pays lots of money. Eat at fancy restaraunts, and wear expensive clothes. Have casual sex with as many glamorous attractive people as possible. Then everything should begin to fall into place. Let me know how things go!

From: slackerkat - 08/26/2002

if you really like him, then go for it. life's about heartbreak and awkwardness anyway. there is no escape. problem solved.....

From: ninjA - 08/27/2002

Be careful, here is a story about some of my friends: After his family was killed in Japan by ninjas, Cho and his son Kane came to America to start a new life. He opened a doll shop but was unwittingly importing heroin in the dolls. When he found out that his friend had betrayed him, Cho had to prepare for the ultimate battle.

From: Elroy - 08/27/2002

If you think I am cute, my answer is yes.

From: ShinobiTom - 08/27/2002

I fnd whn 'm n th rght plc t th rght tm nd wth th rght ppl, are nglsh stnks.

From: TonKatsu - 08/28/2002

There's only one thing to do -- have a four-way with your dad, his friend, and his friend's son. Make sure you bring a gerbil to break the ice.

From: blitzkriegbliss - 08/29/2002

our dad's won't get mad.

From: discohog - 09/02/2002

will too! they always do. DAD! What the........oh shit.

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