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bluejayne86 wrote:

Hello Precious, up until 3 months I go I was a 130 lb.((I'm 5'10" tall)) whore, content to sleep around as I please. But over these past few months I've aquired abundant deposits of fat and I now weigh 150 lbs. Not as many men are willing to get their cheap thrills from me now ((because I've mutilated my body by getting as fat as the prize pig at this year's state fair--It makes a girl wonder...why do they call sex "getting porked" if they don't like f***ing people who are fat and, therefore, essentially pig-like?)) In order to get back to the good old days of whoring around with just about anyone, I need to lose that unsightly 20 lbs. of fat. I know WHAT I need to do I just don't know the most effective way of HOW to do it. WHAT IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE METHOD TO LOSE 20 lbs. OF FAT?

From: Saruman - 08/13/2002

Why are you eating so much, lard ass? Have a salad for Christ's sake! Jesus!! 150 at 5'10"... you must be the hugest tramp on the block, but I'd still run ya, porkins...

From: ninjA - 08/13/2002

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From: skinnymao - 08/13/2002

I think that instead of concentrating on reducing your fatness, you should be working on increasing your phatness. Look at me for example. Desptie being grossly overweight, horribly ugly, and completely unconcerned about personal hygiene, women can't stop from throwing themselves at me. Why? Quite simply because my phatness level totally off the charts.

From: TheSleepwalker - 08/14/2002

5'10" - 150 lbs. is ridiculously huge. I mean, Jesus, that should be like three 5'10" people combined. Wait, we are talking about dead people's skeletons, right?

From: ShinobiTom - 08/14/2002

I find that when I am in the right place at the right time, with the right people, I see a lot of fat people :-O . You are normal. Do not give into those whore like sexual tendencies. Love yourself and be happy. We love you. Find the right people and get off the god damned internet. Sitting and reading this if adding those deposits for crying out loud... get a life... Sorry.

From: discohog - 08/17/2002

You don't need to loose any of your 150 pounds of love chunk. You are just not trying hard enough. There are plenty of scummy guys out their who love fat chicks like yourself... you must find these 'chubby chasers' and become their queen. Try local dive bars first, especially places with motorcycles out in front and the soft sounds of 'Guns-n-roses' blairing through the tavern door. Get a tatto on your chest that says, "I'm fat and horny" with a little heart around it.

From: slackerkat - 08/26/2002

the quickest way to get rid of 20 pounds of fat is to remove the midget attached to your ass. problem solved.....

From: Elroy - 08/27/2002

Obviously someone of your intelligence realizes that there is no chance in hell of that happening.

From: ChairmanTubeAmp - 09/17/2002

Dear Bluejayne86, If your Internet nickname is any indication, you are in the neighborhood of 16 years old. This is the perfect time to quit slutting around and settle down. Now I know that you think that 5'10 and 150 lbs. is a lot, but it's not. My girlfriend is 5'8 and 180 lbs. and I'm gonna marry that girl someday! If these two measurements are any indication, you are an even more perfect bride than my Cammy. I suggest you pick yourself up, dust off the potato chip crumbs, and go find yourself a man! Good luck! -ChairmanTubeAmp

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