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lost (i.e. confused) wrote:

ok well my so called "best friend", ill call her bessy, likes the same guy i like,michael. thats a problem because i think that he likes her more than he likes me. it all started when i told one of my other friends that i liked michael. well bessy found out and got mad at me because i told someone that wasnt her. then when i DID tell her she sadi,"oh my God! i like him too." even though she had NEVER said ANYTHING to ANYONE before i said something about likeing him. then she made me "promise" that i wouldnt tell him that i liked him without her even though im going to. i just dont know what to do should i tell him or should i just keep it all inside? if anyone can help me with my problem i would be very thankful.

From: TheSleepwalker - 08/04/2002

Poor Bessy. I would never want my "best cow" to be ill. An anecdote worth recording refers to Annie Carr and a sick cow. A dairy farmer at Hastings, Victoria, had one of his cows down with an illness. It failed to respond to stock medicines. Annie Carr told him to give the beast 13 Aconite pilules. This was greeted with a great guffaw by the farmer, and was the joke of the day at his table. However, the cow got progressively worse, during the night, so her owner thought he would try the old maid's remedy, as other medicines had failed. So 13 pilules of homeopathic aconite were washed down the cow's throat. Wonder of wonders, the animal revived, and the next day was careering around the paddock with its tail in the air. That farmer, henceforth, had great respect for Annie Carr, her homeopathic medicines and her value as a veterinary adviser.

From: Elroy - 08/04/2002

My positronic matrix has overloaded due to stress. Ask again.

From: skinnymao - 08/05/2002

Now, I'm not a hunter, but I've been told...that in places like in the arctic, where indigenous people might want to hunt a wolf. What they will do is they will take a dousble edge blade, and they will melt the ice. Then they will stick the handle of the blade in the ice, so that only the blade is sticking out. Then they will cover the blade with blood. And wolf who wants to eat will come along and smell the blade, and he will start to lick it. And of course, as he licks it he will cut his tongue and he will start to bleed. Now he thinks he is having a great meal and he keeps licking and cutting himself and eventually kill himself! Now that is what is happening to our communities with crack cocaine. These young brother's are thinking that they can get something for themselves that is actually bringing resources to themselves, but they are actually killing themselves, just like the wolf. And instead of blaming the hunter who put the blade in the ice, the wolf gets blamed! You have to see who the real enemy is!

From: ninjA - 08/05/2002

Wow, it would be cool to have a friend whose first words ever were "Oh my God! i like him too." (Note: God capitalized, i not)

From: Saruman - 08/06/2002

"confused (i.e. lost)" is how I felt while reading this... so many uses of the word "friend"... Geezus.... Anyway, listen here, I done told you already! Michael(aka bob, aka asshole, aka almost every guy you will meet for the next 10 years) is going to bone your friend Bessy whether you like it or not. The very best thing you can do for her is to recommend that she use a condom, because believe me, Mike has been dipping his cock into some scary shit. When you are in that frat boy bar 6 years from now, you don't want to be referring to your friend Bessy in the past tense, no matter how much of skank she is. And, while you are at it, get some condoms for yourself and Michael, too.

From: Saruman - 08/06/2002

Also, confused, you should tell him. So should Bessy... Don't keep it inside.

From: blitzkriegbliss - 08/08/2002

bessy's are typically brown female cows. though low in intellect, and high in fecal smell, they really are a beast that will grow on you. some youngsters will take advantage of them and 'tip' them as they sleep, (i.e. run up to them and knock them over when they are vulnerable--though it would probably be simple to do this when they are awake as well). in conclusion: while bessy may be dumb, not as cute as you are, and smelly, and only a 'so-called bestfriend'.............was i making a point??? moral: cows are gross, don't grow up near the amish--they spread the manure all over the fields on a regular basis then its only a matter of time till you catch an updraft---it's worse if you get used to it, might as well marry the cute amish kid in the buggy that goes by on sundays, and have 12 amish kids. is michael amish? therein lies the answer--the amish could use some new blood in their gene pool, yes marry this 'michael' and all will be well.

From: discohog - 08/10/2002

PROMISE: 1.  transitive and intransitive verb  make a vow to somebody:  to assure somebody that something will certainly happen or be done (e.g. Promise that you'll be home on time. ) Yup. You promised. However, if you break your promise, that would make you a lousy friend, and as a lousy friend, you are free to do whatever you want! Horray!, You must tell bob-michael, and be publically scorned as a no good lousy friend. Then dump him immediately, and you can also be a tease.

From: slackerkat - 08/26/2002

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