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Dorkus wrote:

I would like to see about getting some of that blitzkriegbliss you mentioned in one of the advice replies. Could you please tell me what all is in the product, and precisly how much it is? A promopt answer would be much abliged.

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/25/2002

It contains: enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, sugar, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, dextrose, contains 2% or less of the following: modified food starch, yeast, corn syrup, salt, whey, soy flour, mono- & diglycerides, sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, sodium stearoyl lactylate, soy lecithin, nonfat milk, glucono-delta-lactone, cellulose gum, natural & artificial flavor, guar gum, artificial color (includes: yellow 5 & 6), sodium benzoate & potassium sorbate (preservatives), sodium caseinate, agar, gum arabic, xanthan gum, carrageenan, beef tallow, eyes of a newt, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, sugar, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, cocoa (processed with alkali), contains 2% or less of the following: maltodextrin, whey, wheat starch, sodium acid pyrophosphate, salt, baking soda, soy lecithin, nonfat milk, xanthan gum, modified food starch, polyglycerol esters of fats & fatty acids, artificial flavor, sodium aluminum phosphate, propylene glycol, mono- & diglycerides, egg albumen, hydroxypropyl methylcellulose, soy flour, monocalcium phosphate, sodium caseinate, l-cysteine hydrochloride, potassium sorbate (preservative), agar, citric acid, cellulose gum.

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/25/2002

oh, and silly me, it also contains heaping doses of cochineal extract.

From: blitzkriegbliss - 07/25/2002

you punk.

From: ninjA - 07/29/2002

I ordrd me sum ov dat blitzkreeg ina jah. Alls it did wahs blew up in mah fase.

From: Elroy - 07/29/2002

Give your computer a hug and ask again.

From: ShinobiTom - 07/30/2002

I find that when I am in the right place at the right time the right people give me the right blitzkriegbliss without my asking about it. I guess I am just a lucky ninja. By the way, all that stuff really isnt bad for you unless you are a lab rat.

From: discohog - 07/31/2002

To make your own homemade blitzkriegbliss, finely chop a large onion and lightly fry in 2 tablespoons of fat. Sprinkle with 1 teaspoon of red paprika, toss in 400 g beef cut into cubes, add salt, hair of dog, and a tomato and steam under lid until almost tender. Add 200 g of finely cut crack cocaine and parsley root (white carrot), 300 g diced potatoes, caraway seeds if liked, and 1.2 liter of water. Cover and simmer until tender. When serving a few rings of hot green peppers can be added to garnish. If Blitzkriegbliss comes in contact with eyes, run.....run like hell!

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