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The Sleepwalker wrote:

There has been a spider living in a web next to my bed for the past week. I have left it there to do its thing. I didn't mind sleeping next to the spider, but now I noticed that it has a big ol' egg sac hanging off its abdomen. I did also have a few near-sleep moments where I got scared about spiders crawling on my legs, but I believe those sensations were mere figments of my imagination induced by my spider concerns. Anyway, I am willing to share my space with this one spider, but our current agreement is that no spider children may live in my room. What should I do?

From: Sophia - 07/23/2002

obviously, the spider wants you to help raise it's little minions. then you can unleash them on the world to wreak havoc where there was no havoc before. or you can have rogue state come over and kill it. which would be equally as fun. also, some spiders can crawl into ears and live inside your brain. once a moth set up shop inside my ear and i didn't even notice till my dad pulled it out--it was all curled up and quite happy with its host--i got pretty freaked out and would try to plug my ears as i slept, and i would check them in the morning.

From: discohog - 07/25/2002

Sleepwalker, This is all very suspicious...did it do it's thing, or did you do your thing!...hard to say, but it's clear that someone is responsible for the egg sack and someone may be paying child support to 200+ little sleepspiders if he doesn't think fast. You have only two options. 1) it is customary for the male (you) to be eaten by the female spider just after copulation. (this would be the choice of any self respecting male spider) but if you want to wuss out on this you must 2) perform a spider abortion...but just know that you will burn in hell for ending the lives of hundreds of little spiderlets. Tough call, but I say....Sleepwalker's good eatin'

From: slackerkat - 07/26/2002

if you can not resolve this problem with the mother spider, then i suggest you seek professional counseling. this might all turn ugly and you will end up taking it out on the spider children. never take things out on the spider children. they are only children if not spiders....

From: ninjA - 07/29/2002

There is a sermon story of a certain lady of Eynesham, in Oxfordshire, 'who took so long over the adornment of her hair that she used to arrive at church barely before the end of Mass.' One day 'the devil descended upon her head in the form of a spider, gripping with its legs,' until she well-nigh died of fright. Nothing would remove the offending insect, neither prayer, nor exorcism, nor holy water, until the local abbot displayed the holy sacrament before it.

From: Elroy - 07/29/2002

Yes, No, Maybe So, ask again, don't be slow.

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