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jules wrote:

i have known this guy for a while, he knows all my freids and i knowall of his but we hadn't ever really met face to face untill tonight. i have talked to him online and on teh phone for a looooooooong time and we have both told eachother that we realy liked eachother and we dont care about looks. then.... tonight... i met him. im kinda cute but not liek really hot and he... is very very hot, way out of my leuge if you ask me. when i talked to him he thought i was cute but no, he goes off with someother chick... i know im just a whiny little blah but ya know what? im sad and confused!!

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/23/2002

I think you should never meet people who already know your freids. I mean, if I knew you had freids, I probably wouldn't date you. Still, you should stay in your luge. It's quite dangerous to be out of it, especially on the track. I mean, yeah, if you were a bobsledder, I'd say hop right out, but don't mess around on the luge. Oh, you should send us a picture and then Peter Lupichuck will decide if you're "kinda" cute or "lick really hot" or whatever.

From: slackerkat - 07/23/2002

blow him off, he can't be all that. make new internet friends who will appreciate your kinda cuteness. problem solved....

From: Sophia - 07/23/2002

when it comes down to it, everyone is shallow. and romance in the physical aspect is only possible if both partys think the other is attractive. the best i can offer is my patented 'blitzkriegbliss' pretty in a jar, lasts 12 hours, in which time you can have anyone you want. however, don't let them see you after it wears off, you will be 10x as grotesque as you were originally (this symptom lasts only 72 hours) you can reach me through the sleepwalker.

From: discohog - 07/25/2002

if you are not leik really hot, and he is very very hot, then things would never have worked out. As Darwin loosely stated in his theories on natural selection and the origin of species, ..... nature favors the Very Very Hot, over the Not Leik Really Hot...and thus the very very hot will most likely be better suited to mate with very very hot chicks, have very very hot babies and lead happy and economically secure lives. The not leik really hot individuals will be less likely to reproduce and eventually become extinct.

From: ninjA - 07/29/2002

You shouldn't smother chicks. Give them some space.

From: Elroy - 07/29/2002

That is a good question. I have no answer.

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