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W.W. wrote:

I am a piano tuner by trade. The other day, I was tuning a piano and a bank robber came in. He hid in the piano and told me to keep playing. I didn't know what to do. The cops came in and I tried to give them hints that the robber was around. I even told them where the dough, the dough was. But they were too dumb. I eneded up on the caboose of a train. To this day I don't know if hte robber is still at large or if he is hunting me. What should I do?

From: Elroy - 07/20/2002

Your computer is emitting a strong RF field, I cannot compute.

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/21/2002

Oh, I am at large...and I WILL hunt you down! Be prepare! Be prepare! I will take you down. Bye.

From: slackerkat - 07/21/2002

keep running, run for your life. when in doubt, run.

From: discohog - 07/22/2002

If...you have been introduced to a robber whose acquaintance you do not desire, you may merely make the formal bow of etiquette when you meet him, which, of itself, encourages no familiarity; but the bow is indispensible, for he cannot be thought a gentleman who would pass another with a vacant stare, after having been formally presented to him... What is called 'hunting' another is never practiced by gentlemen or ladies, except in some extraordinary instances of bank robber conduct on the part of the individual and thus, dismissed

From: Sophia - 07/23/2002

rather than replying to what you should do, here are some tips on what you should have done. a. next time work out a deal with the robber before aiding and abetting him--a small percentage of the booty. b. don't cooperate with the fuzz. c. if you do try to alert the police, don't use words like dough---it is too close to a word like donut--which will merely hypnotize the cop. d. don't ride the caboose, it is the easiest part of the train to jump onto, i recommend one of the middle cars.

From: Elroy - 07/29/2002

That is a good question. I have no answer.

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