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Samantha wrote:

hello.. my name is samantha... i think guys totally suck!! my boyfriend got really drunk one night, and didnt come home... hes only 16 years old.. he told me that he slept at his friend chris's house and then i found out he lied, and he slept at a girls house... i found out 1 week later. so i called him the other night and asked him if hes ever lied to me before, and he said no, i said do you swear to god, and he said yes... so i said to him well then where did you sleep the night you never came home, once again he told me chris's house.. so i said to him well i know the truth so tell me.. so then he told me the truth... do you think i should forgive him for lying to me???? its hard to trust him now because he lied to my face for 1 week and the only was i found out was from other people... he would have never told me!! please write back with your opinion

From: slackerkat - 07/15/2002

first of all, why was he sleeping over some other girl's house? he must have been up to no good if he felt the need to lie to you about it. that plus the fact that he lied right to your face means this bum is bad news. kick him to the curb. take the trash out. kiss that sucker goodbye and move on. problem solved.

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/15/2002

You should sleep with other boys, then when your boyfriend asks where you were, tell him, to his face, that you cannot tell a lie...you were busy constructing a highly dangerous, top-secret rocket to fly the first manned missiong to Jupiter. Swear by this statement. If he doesn't believe you, dump him. If he does believe you, holy crap he's stupid.

From: discohog - 07/17/2002

While lying to girls is important in any healthy relationship, cheating is totally wrong. There is only one way to deal with your punk-cheating mangy dog of an x-boyfriend--you must put a curse on him...the evil eye would be a good start, but then maybe move on to something more biblical...for instance: "I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou relative of Herod!"...make sure it's the real deal--sometimes locusts work well.

From: Elroy - 07/20/2002

That is a good question. I have no answer.

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