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Aaron Hamilton wrote:

OK, I am a little embarrassed by this, but I recently found a treasure map on the sidewalk. Now, I know that I should have knopwn better, but as they say, a person obsessed with greed is easy prey for the confidence man. So I fell for it. I embarked on a steam ship for the island named on the map. I should have known right away that it was a scam becasue the ship was filled with bums, and it was named the Hobo Zotk. Anyway, all along the way, a series of mishaps occurred that cost me plenty of money. I was even charged $12.75 to cross a toll bridge over a small stream! As it turns out, there was no treasure. Just a box of fireworks. Now I am out of all my money. Is there anything I can do? Or better yet, is there anything I SHOULD have done to have prevented this?

From: discohog - 07/13/2002

If you had gone right to the police, this would never have happened. *****Addiction to television has its positive pay offs. If all or most of the members in a family are addicted to television, it brings them together. That is, television is a facilitator of physical togetherness. In spite of physical togetherness, there is no communication between co-watchers; theirs is a "unity in silence". Which is to say, physical proximity and mental distance co-exist. Be that as it may, physical presence at home or elsewhere with family members and friends keep people away from "undesirable" activities.

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/13/2002

Yes, in the future, allow the television to control your whole family (including you) and you will never notice any misbehavior. Possible side effects of watching TV include: Allergic or Toxic: Chills and fever, Urticaria, Maculopapular rash. Neurological: Abnormal gait, Ataxia, Akathisia, Buccoglossal syndrome, Hyperkinesia, Hypertonia, incoordination, Neck rigity, extrapyramidal syndrome, Convulsions, Photophobia, Myoclonus, Vertigo, Migraine, Tinnitus, Hypesthesia, Neuralgia, Neuropathy, Acute brain syndrome. Behavioral: Confusion, Delusions, Hallucinations, manic reaction, Paranoid reaction, Psychosis, Depersonalization, Apathy, Emotional Lability, Euphoria, Hostility, Amnesia, Increased libido. Autonomic: Dry mouth, Constipation, Urinary retention, Vision disturbance, Diplopia, Mydriasis, Hot flushes. Cardiovascular: Chest pain, Hypertension, Syncope, Hypotension, Angina pectoris, Arrhythmia, Tachycardia. Gastrointestinal: Vomiting, Stomatitis, Dysphagia, Eructation, Esophagitis, Gastritis, Gingivitis, Glossitis, Melena, Thirst, Abnormal liver function test. Respiratory: Asthma, Dyspnea, Hyperventilation, Pneumonia, Hiccups, Epistaxis. Endocrine: Generalized edema, Peripheral edema, Face edema, Tongue edema, Hypoglycemia, Hyperprolactinemia, Weight gain. Hematoligic: Anemia, Lymphadenopathy, Hemorrhage. Dermatologic: Acne, Alopecia, Dry skin, Herpes simplex, Musculoskeletal: Arthritis, Bone pain, Bursitis, Tenosynovitis, Twitching. Urogenital: Abnormal ejactulation, Impotance, Menopause, Amenorrhea, Menorrhagia, Ovarian disorder, Vaginitis, Leukorrhea, Fibrocystic breast, Breast pain, Cystitus, Dysuria, Urinary urgency, Urinary incontinence. Miscellaneous: Amblyopia, Conjunctivitis, Cyst, Ear pain, Eye pain, Jaw pain, Neck pain, Pelvic pain, Hangover effect and Malaise.

From: slackerkat - 07/14/2002

you should throw a party, charge $100 a head, and set the fireworks as a grand finale...this way you will have all your money back and be the coolest kid on the block. problem solved.

From: Elroy - 07/20/2002

Your computer has instructed me to answer Yes so you will stop pounding the keys.

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