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D'Orio wrote:

I need some help. I just tried to buy a Coke from a vending machine. I put the money in, and before I could even push a button, out came a Sprite. It was like the machine read my mind but was completely wrong. I mean, it is bad enough that the machines don't have Dr. Pepper in them, despite all my efforts to change that. But now, they have apparently set it to guess what soda the customer wants to dispense it immediately. Any suggestions on how to prevent this?

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/13/2002

Possible side effects of drinking soda include: Allergic or Toxic: Chills and fever, Urticaria, Maculopapular rash. Neurological: Abnormal gait, Ataxia, Akathisia, Buccoglossal syndrome, Hyperkinesia, Hypertonia, incoordination, Neck rigity, extrapyramidal syndrome, Convulsions, Photophobia, Myoclonus, Vertigo, Migraine, Tinnitus, Hypesthesia, Neuralgia, Neuropathy, Acute brain syndrome. Behavioral: Confusion, Delusions, Hallucinations, manic reaction, Paranoid reaction, Psychosis, Depersonalization, Apathy, Emotional Lability, Euphoria, Hostility, Amnesia, Increased libido. Autonomic: Dry mouth, Constipation, Urinary retention, Vision disturbance, Diplopia, Mydriasis, Hot flushes. Cardiovascular: Chest pain, Hypertension, Syncope, Hypotension, Angina pectoris, Arrhythmia, Tachycardia. Gastrointestinal: Vomiting, Stomatitis, Dysphagia, Eructation, Esophagitis, Gastritis, Gingivitis, Glossitis, Melena, Thirst, Abnormal liver function test. Respiratory: Asthma, Dyspnea, Hyperventilation, Pneumonia, Hiccups, Epistaxis. Endocrine: Generalized edema, Peripheral edema, Face edema, Tongue edema, Hypoglycemia, Hyperprolactinemia, Weight gain. Hematoligic: Anemia, Lymphadenopathy, Hemorrhage. Dermatologic: Acne, Alopecia, Dry skin, Herpes simplex, Musculoskeletal: Arthritis, Bone pain, Bursitis, Tenosynovitis, Twitching. Urogenital: Abnormal ejactulation, Impotance, Menopause, Amenorrhea, Menorrhagia, Ovarian disorder, Vaginitis, Leukorrhea, Fibrocystic breast, Breast pain, Cystitus, Dysuria, Urinary urgency, Urinary incontinence. Miscellaneous: Amblyopia, Conjunctivitis, Cyst, Ear pain, Eye pain, Jaw pain, Neck pain, Pelvic pain, Hangover effect and Malaise.

From: discohog - 07/13/2002

I believe the term is 'sprizite'

From: slackerkat - 07/14/2002

why would you want to prevent that? that is a great marketing idea! psychic vending machines.......spit out sodas with fortunes on them and the public will eat it up...or should i say "drink it up"???? haaaaaaa.....

From: Elroy - 07/20/2002

Yes, No, Maybe So, ask again, don't be slow.

From: ninjA - 08/28/2002

The Rangers are suddenly assaulted by flying bottle caps, and three ninja-looking mice wearing all red do some fancy jumps, then look at them threateningly. A mouse wearing a purple hood and a silly diaper-looking garment says, "Lookin' for somethin'?" and holds up a bottle opener threateningly. An older mouse in a red robe and wearing a gold thimble hat with a feather in it, and holding a stick with a bottlecap through it stops the mouse. The mouse's name is Pop Top, and his "overzealous assistant" who threatened the Rangers is named Bubbles. (Dale finds this amusing until Bubbles glares at him.) Gadget says, "Golly, we weren't snoopin'! We were just lost." Pop Top replies, "We were all lost once, before we found the Cola Cult." They lead the Rangers past an aluminum-can door and a hole in the wall, into the Cola Cult. There is a big room with lots of mice in white robes and tan headbands, with bottles, cans, and soda fountains all around. all around, with a television and a VCR as the main attraction. The Rangers watch their ceremony, which is the playing of a videotaped commercial with a very catchy song:

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