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Cookie wrote:

I am a Siamese twin. I like going out with boys. How can I keep my sister from tagging along?

From: Sophia - 07/09/2002

go canniballistic, and gnaw her off. or if you like her or something give her some of that date-rape drug, from what i hear (i wouldn't have ANY experiance in this field) it will knock her out for hours, in which time you can do whatever you want with the boys. it seems to me though, that the boys would enjoy some siamese sister action, in which case you might want to keep her in play, unless of course you are disgusted by this idea--which brings me back to gnawing her off.

From: Elroy - 07/09/2002

Use the force to solve your problem.

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/09/2002

Siamese have fascinated folks around the world since they were first officially exported from Thailand, or as it was known then Siam, in the late eighteen hundreds. Their sleek lines, striking color contrast, finely chiseled aristocratic heads, deep blue almond eyes, and short silky coats make them living art. Combine this beauty with accute intelligence, inquisitive personality and a loving nature and you have the essence of the Siamese twin.

From: slackerkat - 07/09/2002

you can pretend not to know her, just look the other way, and hum when she starts to talk....

From: discohog - 07/09/2002

Conventional sources tell us very little about the sex lives of the Siamese twins, but a little consideration suggests that while the missionary position and girl on top would have been perfectly practicable propositions, sex ‘doggy style’ would have required the non-participating sister to assume a position that rather humiliatingly aped what was happening on the other side of the curtain, and spoons would have been right out!

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