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Reverend Snow wrote:

I need to know how to go about meeting more celebrities. The one I have most in mind is Jeffrey Tambor, star of stage (probably), screen and television.

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/02/2002

Actors in public are not their characters. Never call an actor by their character's name- that is considered bad form universally. Don't ask them to repeat a popular catchphrase or well-known dialogue. You're not the first one to approach Leonard Nimoy with a Vulcan salute or ask Jerry Seinfeld to say 'Yada, Yada, Yada.' Actors are much more likely to respond to a thoughtful comment on their work or congratulations on an award. The worst thing you can do is berate an actor for their character's actions. Some actors live in fear that an angry fan will attack them for something their character may have done. Separate the actor from the role before approaching them.

From: Sophia - 07/02/2002

obviously you need to send him lots of fan mail and 'gifts', then start lurking in the bushes around his house, proceed to go through his garbage, then start a fanzine with outrageous gossip about him that will blacken his very name. then i recommend going national with your findings, this will certainly get his attention. if all goes well you will see him in court, and if you're convicted of anything serious you'll get one of those swanky charles manson style barbara walters interviews. and see how the amount of celebrities you meet amasses, barbara and jeffrey!

From: Zotk - 07/02/2002

Actually, I read in "Hey Now," probably the most popular Tambor zine, that he's very shy in person, usually going white and pale when having to deal one-on-one with fans or the like. It said he's only in good form in front of a camera.

From: discohog - 07/03/2002

You must start a small local access television talk show in your basement. First have local guests each week, like the milkman, and the pricipal of the farm school in your town...then up the anti with guests like your mom and aunt thelma...and eventually, Jeffery Tambor will come begging to be on your great local access television talk show, as will most of the greater hollywood community.

From: slackerkat - 07/05/2002

duh, just call him up and ask him to go see a movie.....so easy....

From: Elroy - 07/09/2002

Negative. You have a greater chance of beating me at chess.

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