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Alien Cruiser wrote:

My wife talks to the cat all day, even when it isn't in the room.

From: TheSleepwalker - 07/02/2002

Unlike their canine counterparts, cats will not eat everything their owners give them. To ensure a happy and healthy cat, you need to understand both what your cat wants and what he needs from his diet. Just as we humans need to adjust our diets to guard against disease, our cats need the same attention.

From: discohog - 07/03/2002

When you talk to a stressed cat, use a slightly higher than normal pitch to your voice and speak very softly. Deep voices create fear and loud voices can be grating on the cat's sensitive ears. You can "stroke" your cat with your voice and this can have a wonderfully soothing and healing effect on your pet.

From: slackerkat - 07/05/2002

so what? i talk to my cat all day and i don't even have one....

From: Elroy - 07/09/2002

Yes, No, Maybe So, ask again, don't be slow.

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