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Jill wrote:

Me and my boyfriend had been going out for a while... it was weird he was the first guy I really liked. On monday we were going out for 4 months and he told me that he loved me and all.. then on Tuesday he called and said he couldn't go out with me anymore cause he was jealous all the time cause the way his friends looked at me... what is that all about?? does this mean he can't go out with anyone?? Or is this just an excuse

From: TheSleepwalker - 06/16/2002

What was weird about you going out for a while? I think that is the key to unlocking the secrets within.

From: slackerkat - 06/17/2002

it's just an excuse, but just to be sure start wearing lime-green makeup and neon orange lipstick, drool at every chance and pick your ears. ask him if he can go out with you now.

From: PeterLupichuck - 06/24/2002

Break up. Have sex with all of his friends. Then ask if he's jealous now.

From: Elroy - 06/27/2002

If you think I am cute, my answer is yes.

From: discohog - 06/28/2002

No, he can date some people, as long as they can not be seen by people who have....eyes. Once you master the power of invisibility, he will be yours once again (proablably by wednesday, or thursday)

From: Zotk - 06/30/2002

Hey, start by laying off the time-travel devices. Spending 4 months going out just on Monday is a lot for a Monday. Save that sort of exertion for the weekend. Maybe Wednesday would be a nice day for a trip to the moon. What about France? And Fifi?

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