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For those of you who came here hoping to learn the most intimate details of Melosa Storm, you will be disappointed. Melosa is a very mysterious, yet fascinating woman. Despite
numerous requests for an interview, Melosa would not return our calls. We camped
outside of her spacious palace for days, but she would not show her face.
This is the
information we could gather from numerous sources that would talk to us. In addition
to our own investigation which involved peeking in her windows, rooting through
her garbage and various other nefarious activities.
To try and describe Melosa's appearance is a difficult task. She appears to be a different woman to different people. From the glimpses our intrepid reporters have managed she is taller than a breadbox but shorter than a house. She is in her twenties and enjoys confusing those who think she looks younger than she is. Reports we have gathered have placed her still in high school, to finishing a post-graduate degree. Everyone agrees on the long brown hair. Even though some have said that it appears reddish at times. Her eyes are green and can shine when she gets angry. Beware the glare of Melosa. (Even though we found one old aquantaince of Melosa's who was insistent that her eyes were brown.) From the garbage we shifted through we found that Melosa likes to make cookies. Unfortunately none of these cookies were ever thrown away so we could sample them. From various reports we have heard that they are "rather good". She also receives alot of correspondance from mysterious "agents" that offer her many things. She never answers. That is the best that we can do so far. Maybe in time we will learn more. We will leave you with some insights provided by those people who knew her and agreed to be interviewed. We thank them for their cooperation.
"Yeah - I know Melosa. She was my Control Lab TA. She was so harsh. I would have graduated
already if not for her! You don't happen to know where she is?"
"Melosa was never what you could call a sweet child. She terrozied the family
and was quite the instigator. But underneath it all I could tell that she was
really just a wuss."
"Ummm.... I think I know who you're talking about. She used to come here a lot, but
I haven't seen her in a while. She had long hair, right?"
"Melosa is one crazy lady. And have you ever heard her laugh? It hurts my
ears just thinking about it."
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