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Bucket Love
Dear Boys Suck,
there is this boy that i really like we have this thing that we call each other bucket. he swears that i dosent mean anything bad. he just recently stop talking to me but i know he wil call me out of nowhere what should i do . because i cant stop thinking about him???
DearLizally yours,
barbie555
The Sleepwalker Says:
Head on over to your local hardware store and buy all the buckets that they have in stock. Do this with every store in your state. Once other people start looking to buy buckets, there will be a massive bucket shortage. The local NEWS will have late-breaking specials on bucket-mania. Once your friend hears
about it, he will be immediately reminded of your relationship. He will also really love you once you are rich from selling all those buckets to the hungry bucket-stampeding mob.
Skinnny Mao Says:
Well, if you want to stop thinking about him, my best advice would be
hypnosis. From what I've been told, there are trained hypnotists that can
make you totally forget the boy in question. For a small added fee, they
can make you squawk like a chicken whenever you hear the word "bucket". Its
kind of expensive, but defintely worth it in the long run.
If you can't afford a hypnotist, then sarcasm usually works for me. For
example, call him up and say "I just wanted to call and make sure your phone
is still working, I thought for sure yours must be broken. By the way...I'm
easy."
Anywhow, good luck!
P.S. I wanted to re-emphasize that the phrase "I'm easy" should be
sarcasm. You should not have sexual intercourse until you have been married
for at least 5 years, and even then I really wouldn't recommend it.
Melosa Storm Says:
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