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Blind Satisfaction Part 2

Dear Boys Suck,
 
Thanks. I got a monkey, like you expertly suggested. He's great! His name is Kobo and he wears a little diaper. So far he's learned how to cook my dinner, wash my dishes and clothes, and he even can turn my vibrator on for me (though I haven't yet been successful in teaching him how to properly maneuvre it around my sweet little love button)

Okay...this is just between you and me...but the truth is, I regained my sight about a week ago now, but just love the little fella so damn much I don't wanna give him up. Maybe someday, but right now I'm just loving the royal treatment I've been getting.

p.s. Monistat is the cure I trust...and Snickers, nuts and all, are harmless to any of my orifices.

Kobo-ly yours,
Blind Monkey Love

The Sleepwalker Says:
Peanuts are legumes. They are not part of the nut family. This is a common misconception. Coconuts, nutmeg, soy nuts, and grape nuts also do not fall into the nut family.

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