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I'm pretty, rich, fun, and lonely
Dear Boys Suck,
i never had luck in relationship and i dont know why..im pretty...im rich...im a fun girl to be with but why i dont have any luck in relationship??
mistakenyouth,
chakah
Skinnny Mao Says:
Probably because you are are a bitch. The true secret to relationships is
mental conditioning. Human beings have an unbelievable capacity for
endurance, evident when investigating the survival techniques of prisoners
of war. This is the attitude that must be taken when entering a
relationships. You are at war. Only by enduring the unbearable emotional
atrocities thrust upon you when entering a relationship, will you be able to
emrge victorious. Of course, as with any war, you must remember there are
no real winners, only losers. Mutual annihilation is really the absolute
best you can hope for.
The Sleepwalker Says:
Maybe if you were less humble, the boys would notice you...or maybe if you paid them.
Melosa Storm Says:
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