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I'm pretty, rich, fun, and lonely

Dear Boys Suck,
 
i never had luck in relationship and i dont know why..im pretty...im rich...im a fun girl to be with but why i dont have any luck in relationship??

mistakenyouth,
chakah

Skinnny Mao Says:
Probably because you are are a bitch. The true secret to relationships is mental conditioning. Human beings have an unbelievable capacity for endurance, evident when investigating the survival techniques of prisoners of war. This is the attitude that must be taken when entering a relationships. You are at war. Only by enduring the unbearable emotional atrocities thrust upon you when entering a relationship, will you be able to emrge victorious. Of course, as with any war, you must remember there are no real winners, only losers. Mutual annihilation is really the absolute best you can hope for.

The Sleepwalker Says:
Maybe if you were less humble, the boys would notice you...or maybe if you paid them.

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