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Ask Boys Suck... Return to Advice Menu Short and Stinky Dear Boys Suck,   I have very nasty breath and am very short. How can I make "MYSELF" grow (if ya get what I mean). PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE!!!!!!!! Stinkily, Poodle 4evr Skinnny Mao Says: You know who I hate? Martha Stewart. It's like she is trying to take over the whole world through flower arragning. Could you imagine how sick it would be if every home in America had a Martha Stewart garden? It's like being a member of the Borg. The Sleepwalker Says: If you assimilate with Martha Stewart, you will have fresh breath. Melosa Storm Says: "Myself" must be referring to someone else, as it's in quotes. Return to Advice Menu DISCLAIMER: This page is for entertainment purposes only. We are not licensed or professional counselors. We are offering this advice based on our personal experiences. What you choose to do with this advice is your decision. We are not responsible for your words or actions, or the consequences of them based on your interpretations of our advice. If you think that you may have any type of serious mental illness, you should seek professional counseling.