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Underage, Underwear, and Under Stress
Dear Boys Suck,
I am a sophomre and am going out with a freshman and am in love with his best friend? what should i do? screw it all or what?!?!
Fugitively,
Stachitory Raper
The Sleepwalker Says:
College is simply not for everyone. While your SAT scores may have been satisfactory, your illegal activity since entering the
realm of the University and your subpar spelling demonstrates to me that you are ill-prepared for academia. You should instead find a job at a convenience store, where it is
customary for the employees to use the underage dating pool for swimming laps.
Skinnny Mao Says:
I find that an important lesson can be learned by examining the Chinese myth
of Sun Wu Kung, the Monkey King. Sun Wu Kong commited what was considered
acts of treason against the gods (mostly just a case of extreme hubris). In
any case, thg Gods attmepted to kill the Monkey King as punishment, but He
proved exceedingly diifcult to kill, being almost invulnerable. Finally,
Buddha came and moved a great mountain, the Mount of Five Fingers, to land
on top of him. Here the monkey remined stuck for 500 years. Finally, a
Tang Monk named Xuan Zang came along to his rescue. In exchange for freeing
the him, Sung Wu Kong promised to help the Monk tavel west to obtain the
Buddist Sutras to bring back to China. This was a very long and dangerous
journey. Legend was, that if you ate the flesh of a monk, you would live
forever, so the duo inevitably ran into many who wanted to kill and eat
them. Nevertheless, the tale of their trip to obtain the sutras neatly
parallels your problem. My suggestion is to find more information on the
legend of Sun Wu Kong, the Monkey King, and take advantage of the lessons
taught.
Melosa Storm Says:
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