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Ask Boys Suck... Return to Advice Menu Over The Hills Dear Boys Suck,   BOYS! They are ALWAYS my problem! How do I get over one? Why Pay When It's Free, Andrea Skinnny Mao Says: Make sure he is lying as close to the ground as possible. Get a good running start. Jump off your opposite leg (if you are right handed, jump off your left leg). Try to land on your feet so you don't hurt yourself. I can't imagine you not getting over him. The Sleepwalker Says: In these situations, I usually hop on a hot air balloon. Even if it doesn't make you feel better, you can breathe the helium and talk funny. Melosa Storm Says: You can ask him to bend down and then crawl over him. Return to Advice Menu DISCLAIMER: This page is for entertainment purposes only. We are not licensed or professional counselors. We are offering this advice based on our personal experiences. What you choose to do with this advice is your decision. We are not responsible for your words or actions, or the consequences of them based on your interpretations of our advice. If you think that you may have any type of serious mental illness, you should seek professional counseling.