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Cold Front: Not a Storm on the Radar
Dear Boys Suck,
Here's my problem Boys are offering advice on boys!
My question Where is Melosa Storm?!
Being a woman, I'm sure she has LOTS of advice on how to treat (or, as is
more often the case mistreat) boys! However, frequently her answers,
though quirky and inventive, are completely irrelevant - not to mention
downright STUPID at times...even non-existent!!
SW and SM undeniably have some helpful advice to offer these distressed
gals that write to you, but oftentimes fail to take into consideration the
constant emotional frame of mind..perpetual state of insecure-being, even
of the average female. (Not this one though, of course - heh heh.)
It's not as easy as you boys might think to 'lay the smack down' on a guy
when you're a girl. That is, unless you want to be called 'Tomboy' or
'Mean Fuckin' Crazy-ass Bitch' by the male onlookers present at the time
when you decide partake in this act of vagina-charged vengeance.
My offer to contract myself - on an as-needed basis - to author Melosa's
future "rejuvenated!" (New York Times), "witty!" (L.A. Weekly) and
"supportive!"(American Psychology Digest) tidbits of advice.
(Don't you just love the word 'tidbits'?!)
My fee for 6 months' advice-auhtoring a free Boys Suck T-shirt,
personally autographed by SW and SM - but not that Melosa Storm witch,
please.
Think about it! No, really.
Pussy-powered-penmanship,
Madame Man Eater
Skinnny Mao Says:
wow. my thoughts exactly. Where is melosa storm? That is pretty funny.
If you'll be our booking agent, it is a deal.
The Sleepwalker Says:
Hey, if you left an email address, we could have had further discussion.
Melosa Storm Says:
Yeah, The Sleepwalker writes most of my answers.
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