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Vacating or Vacationing?
Dear Boys Suck,
Ok heres whats up. My boyfriend went on vacation to potugal in
june and he said he would be back on the 20th of august we talked before
he left for the air portand i told him to call me when he gets back but he
never did so i called a fer days later and his cousin picked up and i hung
p couse he started talking in spanish and i don't know spanish. So
instead I e-mailed him but he hasn't e- mailed me back when ever i call
his not home I called last night and his sister picked up and she told me
he wasn't there and that i sould call back later. Why is he doind this to
me I was like so worried about him and the jerk doesn't even care. He
didn't call me back today. So what sould I do
ESL and SSL,
Angel
Skinnny Mao Says:
First off, let me just say that I really want to help you, but it is
difficult as your email is completly incoherent. It sounds to me like your
boyfriend leads a double life as a secret US super-spy, a la James Bond.
That is why is he making mysterous jaunts off to Portugal, (or is it
potugal?). Right now, he is probably incommunicado, or perhaps in the worst
case, dealing with an injury. So he is unable to talk with you at this
time. but don't worry, I am sure he is Ok. Those super-spy types always
come back, although they are often played by different actors.
The Sleepwalker Says:
Weird, I always thought they spoke Portuguese in Portugal. I guess they speak Spanish in potugal though. It's not good to date spies. They always end up sleeping with the enemy. Oh, and Mao, Bond is English.
Melosa Storm Says:
I took Spanish in high school, but I doubt I'd be able to really have meaningful communication with your boyfriend's cousin.
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