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Might As Well Face It, You're Addicted to Fish

Dear Boys Suck,
 
I am addicted to baked balinese fighting fish.
tell me what to do.

p.s. i am also having Love Problems.

filleted,
Lon Noc

Skinnny Mao Says:
Swicth to smack, that'll get you off it. It will handle you love problems too.
P.S. Boys Suck absolutely does NOT condone the use of illegal drugs.

The Sleepwalker Says:
You have it backwards, you should eat your lovers and make love to your fish. Note: Both acts are illegal in most states. Check your local regulations before acting. Boys Suck cannot be held responsible. She was touching her face.

Melosa Storm Says:
It's no wonder you have love problems...you keep on hanging out with fish.

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