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Undercover Lover

Dear Boys Suck,
 
ok im now going out with this guy that ive known all my life and i luv him. we have been going out for like a month but we still havent told our parents cuz we r afraid that they wont let us do nething together. my mom recently asked me if we were going out and i lied to her. i feel sooo bad. what am i supposed to do. if i tell her the truth i might lose my hunnie but if i dont i feel guilty! HELP

I use the word hunnie,
babewhohasproblems

Skinnny Mao Says:
The problem is, you haven't been wearing your mom down enough. You need to do this over years. First, go out and date a Hell's Angel. Then go and date an ex-con (or better yet one of those "still in prison relationships"). Then go and date the singer from Marylin Manson. After all that, your guy won't seem so bad at all.

The Sleepwalker Says:
The trick is to date someone your mother doesn't know at all, then she can't ask you if you're dating them...see, pretty sneaky.

Melosa Storm Says:
If I were your mother, I'd probably lie to you about who I was dating anyway.

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