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Boob Not Allowed to Touch Boobs
Dear Boys Suck,
Ok, so this boy I hooked up with last weekend was so sweet and
today i saw him and he ignored me. Well...he said he was "thinking" but i
think he was really mad because i woulnd't let him touch my boobs in
public. anyway, how do i tell this stupid boy to quit trying to have sex
with me when other people are around, but still let him know how much i
like him??
boob blockingly,
Boysarereallygay
Skinnny Mao Says:
Give him a quick backhand across the cheek. Then say "Look bitch, back up
outta my face". The important thing is to be subtle.
The Sleepwalker Says:
Your question really does bring up an interesting point. What is the definition of sex? Some might use the archaic definition limited to coital intercourse. In this day and age of breaking down gender
boundaries and roles, it is important to update that definition to include a true summary of the activities that today may be considered part of "sex." The true heart of the definition lies deep within the
acid-cut lines of a PDP-11. Sex is simply an abbreviation for "sign extend" and should primarily be used in that fashion. So, unless your boyfriend was performing binary operations (note the double entendre) upon you,
it is both innapropriate and inaccurate to assert that he was making a pass at public sex. Therefore, I find your question both confusing and shamefully misleading. You incriminate your
"boy" and then ask us to judge him without having been exposed to other facets of the tale. Shame on you!
Melosa Storm Says:
My job makes me travel a lot.
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