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Dump Truck

Dear Boys Suck,
 
If I know that a guy is going to dump me, should I dump him first?

Itchy Trigger Finger,
Kel

Skinnny Mao Says:
I think you should take a dump on him.

The Sleepwalker Says:
Our society is always obsessed with being first. First in line, first-row seats, first night, and now first to take a dump. I think you should be an individual and dump him second.

Melosa Storm Says:
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