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Ask Boys Suck... Return to Advice Menu I Dated a Robot Dear Boys Suck,   i think i'm in love with claudia. such a minx-- and she's only two! how can you boys use her as a lap-top? lap-top, lap-dancing, i know your kind. she's too young to be in the business. it's not right. i want to take her away from all this. swimming laps in the pool o' love, lars. Skinnny Mao Says: She's only two in human years. In computer years, she is 28, she is already talking about retirement. Although I think she is just experiencing jealousy from those slick new 1GHz machines. But we still love her. The Sleepwalker Says: Claudia is actually currently having battery problems. The bastards say it will take 3-5 days to fix her up, but she should survive the operation. Melosa Storm Says: ... Return to Advice Menu DISCLAIMER: This page is for entertainment purposes only. We are not licensed or professional counselors. We are offering this advice based on our personal experiences. What you choose to do with this advice is your decision. We are not responsible for your words or actions, or the consequences of them based on your interpretations of our advice. If you think that you may have any type of serious mental illness, you should seek professional counseling.