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Ask Boys Suck... Return to Advice Menu Fresh Minty Trouble Dear Boys Suck, sometimes things are just so upsetting. what should i do? the boys, they suck, the toothpaste, it's swirly--a girl just gets so confused. with love and flouride, sassafras jane Melosa Storm Says: I think you should get non-swirly toothpaste. It is way less confusing. And maybe if you brushed your teeth more boys would not suck so much. Maybe it is the toothpaste that is causing them to suck. Skinnny Mao Says: I see a simple solution that will kill two birds with one stone. Step 1) Stop using toothpaste. I've always been a strong beliver in "Personal hygene is for suckers!" After a while, I am sure the boys (and the girls) will stay away from you, no matter what you do. Problem solved! The Sleepwalker Says: While I have nothing but respect for my associates, I fear that they have fallen prey to the media's innacurate portrayal of toothpaste. Return to Advice Menu DISCLAIMER: This page is for entertainment purposes only. We are not licensed or professional counselors. We are offering this advice based on our personal experiences. What you choose to do with this advice is your decision. We are not responsible for your words or actions, or the consequences of them based on your interpretations of our advice. If you think that you may have any type of serious mental illness, you should seek professional counseling.