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Cracked Egghead

Dear Boys Suck,
 
help my boyfriend won't eat anything but hard-boyled eggs
is this normal?i think it will make him bald.

Yolkingly,
Candy

Skinnny Mao Says:
You are all WEIRDOS!

The Sleepwalker Says:
Actually, there is no link between eating only hard-boiled eggs and baldness. All of the test subjects died of malnutrition long before they could go bald.

Melosa Storm Says:
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