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Ask Boys Suck... Return to Advice Menu Caught in a toe jam! Dear Boys Suck, My second toe is longer than than my first (big toe)-am I a freak or is that normal? Don't touch me with a ten FOOT pole, Tabitha Toejam Skinnny Mao Says: You have toes? Man you are a freak. Actually, this reminds me of an old saying. "Big toes are like pigs in libraries. You know they could be president if only they could read." Just think about that for a while, and I am sure you will feel better. Melosa Storm Says: I think you are a freak. My second toe and first toe are exactly the same size. That is the only way to be normal. I think you should cut off the part of your toe that is too long and then everything will be ok.(NOTE: THE OTHER MEMBERS OF BOYS SUCK THINK THIS IS NOT THE THING TO DO, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM!!) The Sleepwalker Says: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Toes are gross. Keep your damn socks on! Return to Advice Menu DISCLAIMER: This page is for entertainment purposes only. We are not licensed or professional counselors. We are offering this advice based on our personal experiences. What you choose to do with this advice is your decision. We are not responsible for your words or actions, or the consequences of them based on your interpretations of our advice. If you think that you may have any type of serious mental illness, you should seek professional counseling.