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Cashing In
Dear Boys Suck,
Who do you think you're fooling, Boys? Those are my lyrics in your "Advice Column". Use them, or ANY of my lyrics again and I will have the Copyright Police kick your asses in, then sh*t in your mouths thus causing you the humiliating death of having choked on another's feces! This is your first and last warning you skinny, little freaks! F*ck with the Man in Black and you'll pay!
Signed,
J. Cash
The Man in Black
Skinnny Mao Says:
Yeah, I shouldn'ta quoted you Johnny C. My bad. But don't try and threaten
me. I am a bad mofo'. I once killed a man in reno just to watch him die.
The Sleepwalker Says:
Look, sir, I have no idea what you're talking about. We're just standing here, where the water's five feet high and rising, so we have to try
to come up with answers so we don't let our readers end up wearing long black veils all the time. I mean, it's funny how time slips away when you're in New Mexico.
Seriously, I am next in line, so don't make me go, ok? Life goes on is all you tell me. Oh! Lonesome me, doin' my time, riding the blue train past the wrck of the old 97.
That's how I feel. It's like a wide open road...and anyway, maybe if I'd ever heard of you I'd steal some of your lyrics.
Melosa Storm Says:
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