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Nico-Teen
Dear Boys Suck,
hey guys...listen i got this problem...my mom really mad at me becoz she finally found out that im a smoker...
she hates smokers and now her own daughter is a smoker..
was it really my fault?tell me okay???
with yellow fingers and stinky breath,
Jàjà
Skinnny Mao Says:
Well, i think you need to relax, take a second and realize that yes, of
course it is your fault. I mean, wouldn't you be mad if you hated your own
daughter? Just put yourself in her shoes. I mean, she really really hates
you. There is no love left there. What once was born from her own body she
now loathes the sight of. Try to imagine what it is like to have to choke
back the bile and resentment everytime you see the fruit of your own loins!
Maybe if you give me her email, I could help her through this rough time.
Anyway, its almost lunch time, let me know how things turn out!
The Sleepwalker Says:
It's difficult to place blame for what is always a combination of heredity and environment. It's partially your mother's fault, for she
helped bring into the world a being whose brain functions poorly enough to make the imbecilic choice to become a smoker. I say,
get some DNA tests done. If the dumbass gene causing you to smoke is also present in your mother's genetic composition, then clearly
it is her fault. Keep in mind that genetic testing is very expensive (as is smoking), so you'd save a lot of money and trouble by just quitting.
Melosa Storm Says:
well it is not your fault in that society and the tobacco industry have
gone out of their way to manipulating stupid people like you into doing
something that will only kill you. but if you're really that stupid then
your mom has every right to be mad at you and it is all your fault.
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