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Ask Boys Suck... Return to Advice Menu Men are Bitches too! Dear Boys Suck,   this guy i like keep ignoring me why is he such a bitch he told me that he likes me but he won't go out with me why? not ignoringly, Andie Skinnny Mao Says: There are many reasons why he might say he likes you but he won't go out with you. 1) He is playing hard to get. 2) He is clinically insane. 3) He doesn't like you "that way", just the "other way". 4) He is attracted to your personanlity, but can't get over the big growth coming out of your neck. 5) He really likes your sister, and just said that to get his foot in the door of your house. 6) He really does like you, but he secretly plans to become a eunich. To summarize, it could be anything. Your best bet would be to get your hands on some sodium pentahol, and interrogate him. Consult the text "The CIA's Field Guide to Information Extraction Through Brainwashing and Pain Compliance" for a handy reference on technique. And remember, have fun! The Sleepwalker Says: Wait, he's ignoring you, but he told you he likes you? Sounds like he's not ignoring you then...problem solved! Melosa Storm Says: ... Return to Advice Menu DISCLAIMER: This page is for entertainment purposes only. We are not licensed or professional counselors. We are offering this advice based on our personal experiences. What you choose to do with this advice is your decision. We are not responsible for your words or actions, or the consequences of them based on your interpretations of our advice. If you think that you may have any type of serious mental illness, you should seek professional counseling.