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Fresh Minty Love
Dear Boys Suck,
the toothpaste advice moved me. but i am still in pain. i am in
love, in love, in fabulous love with alexei ivanovich from east norwich.
he is my watercress angel. my mint candy fish. and i only know him from
your guestbook. why haven't you responded to him? why? why?
With Fresh Breath,
sassafras jane
Skinnny Mao Says:
Love is burning thing. And it makes a firey ring. Go to East Norwich.
Wander the streets shouting Alexei's name. If it is meant to be, he will
find you.
The Sleepwalker Says:
We don't usually post responses to guestbook entries, just to feedback. Still, I am sure with your fresh minty breath, brought
forth by non-swirly toothpaste, Alexei will have nothing but love for you. East Norwich is just around the corner.
Melosa Storm Says:
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