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Not Cool? Maybe Boys Suck Can Help!
Dear Boys Suck,
I want to be cool, but I am so uncool!
what can I do?
Your Pal,
Corva Corone
Skinnny Mao Says:
Being Cool isn't easy, especially in crazy world that kids live in today.
Kids face pressures from peers, family, teachers, and society. The constant
bombardment of ideas and images from TV, movies, radio, the internet,
advertisements, and the like can make anyone crazy. Everyone wants to be
cool, with the unfortunate Catch-22 being that only a few can be cool, and
if you are trying to be cool, than you are most likely not. So with that
having been said, my advice on how to be cool is this.
- 1)Find a nice light T-Shirt, and a pair of comfortable shorts.
- 2)Empty your refrigerator of all uncessasary items, ie junk food,
leftovers you will never eat, etc.
- 3)Sit in your refrigerator.
I usually find that after only 20 minutes of this, I find myself getting
cooler. After an hour, I am almost totally cool.
Impotant Safety note!!!!! Leave the door ajar while sitting in your
refrigerator. You can run out of air very quickly, and while being dead
will almost certainly lower your body temperature, it is very highly
recommeded you do NOT take this approach to being cooler.
The Sleepwalker Says:
Coolness is really a misnomer. It should really be referred to as molecular interaction energy. If you would like to be cooler, simply reduce the number of atoms in your
body that are currently in excited states. Once all the electrons align their spins and stop jumping all over the freakin' place, not only will it be much easier to obtain
their momentum and position, but you'll feel cooler and everyone in the physics field will think you're a bloody genius!
Melosa Storm Says:
Take off all your clothes. You will probalby feel a lot cooler...then send us some photos please(Ok, Melosa didn't say that last part).
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